What do we say to the god of death?
- Persephone: knock knock
- Hades: who's there?
- Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
Happy Labor Day weekend, everyone!
Listen to your plants
Time to legalize marijuana and commute the sentences of all non-violent drug offenders and then take the savings and invest it in public schools and head-start programs. (and drug treatment). Wait, no, that would be too logical.